Mr Hyde’s transformation
David Hyde - By day a mild mannered, highly efficient Production Manager, running a very busy department dealing with a huge variety of print work from very small runs of stationery, invoice pads right up to large run four colour work for brochures, catalogues etc. He juggles all of these on three presses designed to cope with this variety of work. He’s smart, always keeps his shirt tucked in neatly, shoes highly polished, brings his own sandwiches and sometimes home made cakes lovingly made by his dutiful wife, Susan. [Not that we ever see any - Ed]
This all seems to work very well. He has only been with his current company Windrush for a few months but already he has transformed the production process beyond expectations.
Can this be then the same man calling himself M.C. DAVESTER who was spotted in Oxford city centre, in party mode, wearing trousers so low that students were queueing up with bicycles; a baseball cap sporting the slogan ‘I’m down wit’ da kids, innit’; a white hoodie sweatshirt and huge trainers that lit up as he shuffled along. He was last spotted in MacDonalds stuffing a Big Mac Meal into his unshaven face before running up the High Street screaming ‘ IT’S DAVEYTIME!!” at innocent bystanders.
The nice, neat David remembers nothing of this incident, but tests revealed that this transformation could be caused by unusually high levels of sugar in Susan’s home made brownies. [Not that we would ever know - Ed]